First.

My conversation with the boyfriend was weird.
He's a freak..
I'm a freak and YEAH we be freakin' off!
I had the weirdest dream
I was laying down.
I kept waking up and going back to sleep.
I checked my phone got angry and dozed off.
When i had awaken i was tapped by my lover.
I was pretending to be mad , but I really wasn't.
I started an argument and we ended up having makeup sex.
Started off in missionary then we switched cause i was turned over.
by my FOOT! ( hot right? I know!!)
In the midst of the 'fucking' i mumble the weirdest words..
My lover couldn't hear me so he continued doing his thing.
Then as i felt him about to erupt..
I said the magic words.
which ended in the soldiers being in Iraq!

MMMMM.. good times